About O.I.E.C.

39 thoughts on “About O.I.E.C.”

1. Can you ship to North Korea?

2. Yes

3. What are your domestic shipping rates? Where do I find them?

4. Do not waste our time.

5. Is Dr. Yakamoto real?

6. You are real. And we know who you are Hatman.

7. Can you bring my cat back to life?

8. Will you warn the world of 2020?

9. Which of the horsemen is your favorite? I know mine.

10. You post but do not reply. Why do you think that is?

11. Can YOU guess MY name?

12. Are you a man of wealth and taste?

13. What is this company? Why is everything so elusive?

14. We are House of Occidental. We would not consider ourselves elusive. But you are entitled to that opinion.

15. What do you import?

16. Everything. As well as export. But is that your real question?

17. Why was your card left at my job?

18. Perhaps you should ask yourself this question.

19. I found the matchbox in my hometown, what does this mean?

20. Where is your “hometown”?

21. 125lbs of cheese pizza please

22. Mozzarella, Parmesan, Romano?

23. Found your matchbox. Hidden agenda?

24. Where was this found? And yes, there is always a hidden agenda.

25. How to get started?

26. You have taken the first step in getting started. How did you find us?

27. Are there more match books with your logo in more locations?

28. Yes. We assume there are more. Possibly other items as well.

29. I found your matchbook in a glass cup at a store, why?

30. Where was this store with the glass cup?

31. I found a card on a statue in Colorado Springs. Can I join?

32. Perhaps you can join. What are your qualifications?

33. If you already know what I need, then what do I need?

34. You are interesting and intriguing, but as you told Bill Carson, don’t waste my time

35. Ditto

36. Am I real? Am I not? Am I even alive?

37. We know the answer to these questions. So should you.

38. I’m coming for you, T Hatman.

39. What happened 1945?